美国流行笑话一千则

目 录 前言 I. 顶级笑话 1 I can remember that 我能记得住 2 A Good Excuse 找借口 3 They're looking for me 他们正在找我 4 A Missile by Kangaroos 袋鼠发导弹 5 A Gift for the Teacher 送给老师的礼物 6 I got the job 我被录用了 7 Hearing Problem 听力不好 8 Moving couch 搬沙发 9 Hearing Aid 助听器 10 What does it say? 它在说什么？ II. 讽刺笑话 11 An Alcohol Tester 酒精测试仪 12 I quit drinking 我戒酒了 13 The Sixth Helen 第六个海伦 14 Anything works? 有能工作的吗？ 15 A Small Trick 一个小花招 16 Another Trick 又一个小花招 17 What do I have to order? 我该点什么？ 18 Cheap but good 价廉物美 19 Not our own food 不是我们自己的食品 20 Better not your daughter 幸亏不是你的女儿 21 Not good at measuring 不熟悉计量单位 22 A Halloween Costume 万圣节戏装 23 Secret Code 密码 24 What did the sign say? 那标牌上写的什么字？ 25 Didn't do gambling 没有赌钱 26 Do it herself 自己动手做 27 Moving Target 活动目标 28 Obedience 驯服 29 Contradiction 自相矛盾 30 Food Network 食品节目 31 Missing luggage 丢了行李 32 Not an eye witness 不是亲眼所见 33 More than a dozen 超过一打 34 Stay on the line 不要挂电话 35 Oops 唉唷 36 A Complaint 抱怨 37 Not a good name 不是好名字 38 Chatting away 海聊 39 Complex Math Problem 复杂的数学题 40 Heroine in Rain 雨天的女英雄 41 Like father like daughter 有其父必有其女 42 Can be trusting? 能信任吗？ 43 A Degree in......